why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Kah-________-

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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