Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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I like hats XD!

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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bum sex lol

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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