Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

1 + 1 = 3

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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