- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Wade's the father

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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