What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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