- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Women.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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