Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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save water shower with friends

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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A man made a sandwich.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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