Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Women's rights

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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