The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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connor sucks

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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