- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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