What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

You.

Poop

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

The WNBA.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Iggy Azalea

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Why did I get raped

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

space is fun

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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