- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Matt is not funny.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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