say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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