A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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