Chicken

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Men's Sports

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Womens rights.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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