Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

The game!

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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