A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What's 4+7 47

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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dead battery come on down

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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hi corey

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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