I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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I Have a Black Friend

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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How old is victor? Old

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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