- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Knock knock Get off my porch.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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