- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

A Jew walks into a Furness

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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