- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

knock knock who's there police

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Woman's rights.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

...NO.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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