- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

The 13th Amendment...

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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