- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

Womens rights

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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