Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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