why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

so dont touch it.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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