Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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