Obama

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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