A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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My pet rock died.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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