- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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