How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Why? Because!

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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