- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

I had sex. Just kidding.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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