- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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