What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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