I'm a like whore

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

fjdkhg

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

poo

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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