A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Worst joke ever

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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