what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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fjdkhg

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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poo

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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