How did th-A fridge.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Anti Joke

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