one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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I like hats XD!

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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