What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Proof reading

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Civil Rights.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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