- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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