You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Muslim athletes.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Girls Basketball.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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