How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

all these jokes suck ass

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

womens rights

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

KKK

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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