- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

The weels on the bus go...flat

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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