- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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