Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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