Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Women's sports.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Anti Joke

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