- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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