why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What just hit my face? The floor

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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