How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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WNBA

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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123 Main street

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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