What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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