This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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