- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

knock knock Come in!!!

womens rights

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Comedy.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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