what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Women's Rights.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Trashcan!

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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