What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

The Pope

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

123 Main street

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

shea kisses a girl

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