- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Woman.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

So. The gays. ...

Your time.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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