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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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hey bill!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Gay's rights

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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