- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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