Snooki

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

If you are my friend like it!

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Womens rights

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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