What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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fack me!

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Weiner

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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