Some people like melon and others like soup.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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An atheist walks into a church

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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obama leadership

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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