Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your social life.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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