- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

you just contradicted yourself.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

knock knock who's there police

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Matty B

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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