Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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