What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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bob saget

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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