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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Do you believe this will change?

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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