What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why did the book disappear?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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