- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Donald Trump

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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