- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the jew die Really...

I have Alzheimer. What?

Good luck on your finals everyone!

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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