- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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