Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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