Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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