What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Woman's Rights

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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