- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

rose are red violets should be purple

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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