A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

PUDDING

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

hi will

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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