A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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