Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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My pet rock died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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You.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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this is not a joke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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