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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Vagina ass.

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Meow.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Snarf Nuggets

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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