- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

knock knock!! kanye west

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

american government

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

I'm a like whore

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

God bless America, and no where else.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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