- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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