why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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An asian without a future.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Jason Connor.

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my namew is jd

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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