- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Penal Dysfunction

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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