- Anti Joke

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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