- Anti Joke

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.