- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

^that joke a piece of shit

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Men, get on the boat.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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