What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

The WNBA

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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