Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Type 2 diabetics

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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