Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

obama's promises

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

hi corey

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

I saw a poor man named rich

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

thumbs up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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