What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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whoa there

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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