- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Snausages.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

I'm banging your sister.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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