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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Your mums a penis joke.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

I've got a dig bick

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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