- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What's the deal with airline food?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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