- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

A baby seal walks into a club.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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