Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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The WNBA

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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69

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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That's not what she said.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Chinese drivers.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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I am on a escalator.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Anti Joke

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