What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Penis penis poop butt

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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hey guys what's up?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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