When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What is cold? Winter

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Penis penis poop butt

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Zach Barlow

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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sarah taylor

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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