- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Badgers are cool

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Stop being a centipede

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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