Why? Because!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Women have the right to vote.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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