- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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