How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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A black man in a country bar.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Matty B

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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miley cyrus

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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justin bieber

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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