why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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LOL May Wong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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