A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Mike tyson

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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