- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Kelly Clarkson

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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