If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Michael Castillo is gay

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

liam buchan is gay !

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

whats a dick a dick

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

The cow went moo

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...