Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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hey bill!

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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