- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Scientology.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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