- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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