What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Women's rights.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

Guess what? Holocaust

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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