Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Samantha

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good one jess !!

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Yes.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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