How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Soccer...

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

I was born.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Do you believe this will change?

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Guess What! HI!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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