Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why? Because!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

I am a n1gger.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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