Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Knock knock --Come in.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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You

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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