- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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