It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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You smell like shit

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Stephen Walking.

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Penis

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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