so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Donald Trump

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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