Do you believe this will change?

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Unnnnnnnn

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Soccer...

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Drunk irish man

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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rose are red violets should be purple

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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