What's worse than cancer? Death.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

A new restaurant KKKcake

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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