One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Do you believe this will change?

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Unnnnnnnn

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Soccer...

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Drunk irish man

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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