- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

The Game.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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