What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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soccor

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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