A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Hi

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Male penises.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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