Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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