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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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