Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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no

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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