- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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