- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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