Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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I saw a shovel once.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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