What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Watch your lips.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Your mother

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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