what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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