Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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knock knock go away ok

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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