- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Romney 2012

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

a man walks into horse bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Knock Knock Come in

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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