Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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whats 2+2? 4

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Potato

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Niki Minaj's ass

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*you're

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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