- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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