- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

I lost my tractor.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What did the clock say? The time.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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