Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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kiss me?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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