so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

My mom caught me masturbating.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

whats brown? poop.

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Wheelchair high jump

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

what happened to your gran you tell me

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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