John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What abou three times

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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