Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Obama

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

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