So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Women's rights.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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