You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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fabien

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Sorry boss

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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