69, hahaha

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Drunk irish man

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

lol this is the best joke ever!

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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