A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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This is not a good joke.

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God is real

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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